Toasty Tales from the Crusty Crumb

Welcome to the Toast History Museum, where the bread is buttered, the jam is always a lie, and the toast is always...well, toasted.

The story begins with the humble beginnings of toast, a staple in many a breakfast table. But little do we know, our ancestors were not just any toast.

Meet the ancient Toast King, who ruled over the land of Carbs with an iron...toasting fork. His people were a fierce and proud nation, feared by all who crossed their path.

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