The Ugly Truth About Ugly Toast

Techniques for achieving the perfect burnt offering

Are you tired of serving toast that's just a bit too... elegant?

Do you yearn for the charred, the blackened, and the utterly unrefined?

Look no further than our comprehensive guide to creating the ugliest toast you've ever laid eyes on!

Technique 1: The Art of Searing

Hold the toast too close to the flame, but not too close, or not close enough. It's a delicate balance, much like a seesaw.

Learn more about searing

Technique 2: The Power of Neglect

Just leave the toast out overnight. Let the dust bunnies and forgotten socks have their way with it.

Read about the art of neglecting your toast

Technique 3: The Frenzied Flip