Snack Ethics Committee

The Snack Ethics Committee is a think-tank dedicated to the most pressing issues of our time. We tackle the tough questions: Is it acceptable to eat an entire bag of chips in one sitting? Should the crunch of a fresh apple be considered a form of emotional abuse?

We're a group of experts from various fields, brought together to explore the complexities of snack food and its impact on modern society.

Our current projects include:

Developing a comprehensive guide to snack food ethics
Investigating the correlation between snack food addiction and social media usage
Campaigning for the right to eat an entire box of cereal in one sitting

Meet the members of our esteemed committee View our ongoing projects

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