Article 5: Snack Ethics Manifesto

Section 1: The Snack is Mightier Than the Sword

When the chips are down, and the dip is running low, we must choose wisely.

For in a world where snacks are the lifeblood of society, we must hold them dear.

Or, as we say in the Snack Ethics Manifesto:

Article 1: Thou shalt not snack without a purpose.

Article 2: Thou shalt not hoard the snacks, lest thou be called a hoarder.

Article 3: Thou shalt not snack and watch TV, for that is just lazy.

Article 4: Thou shalt not snack in bed, for that is just gross.

Article 5: Thou shalt snack in moderation, for that is just wise.

We must strive for a world where snacks are not a crutch, but a way of life.

And so, dear friends, let us hold fast to these principles, for the sake of all that is snack-tastic!