Snack Theories: The Unapologetic Guide to Conquering the Universe

Snack Theories is a hub for radical ideas and unorthodox snack food philosophies.

The 7 Snack Theories

1. The Crunching Theory: If a snack can make you crunch, it's probably good for you.

The 3 Laws of Snackodynamics

1. The Law of the Golden Crumb: All snacks are 99.9% crumbs.

2. The Law of the Unending Aisle: You can never find the snack you want when you want it.

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