Snack Theories

Sam the Snack Theorist: A Guide to the Fundamentals

Sam the Snack Theorist is an expert in snack philosophy, with a focus on the ontological and epistemological implications of snack foods.

Here are some key theories to get you started:

• The Crisp Theory states that all snacks should be crunchy, not chewy.
• The Savory Theory posits that all snacks should have a savory flavor profile.
• The Chez Theory claims that snacks should be served in a variety of textures.

Learn more about each of these theories by visiting the Crisp Theory, Savory Theory, or Chez Theory.