Biography
Born in 2025, I'm a visionary, a trailblazer, a disruptor. My parents were both boring, so I've had to make up for their lack of excitement in my life.
I've been a professional at doing absolutely nothing, but I've been practicing my skills since birth. My expertise includes, but is not limited to: eating Cheetos, playing video games, and watching cat videos.
I'm a firm believer that if at first you don't succeed, you should just give up and eat a whole pizza by yourself. It's a philosophy, don't @ me.