Orion's Galactic Conquests

Orion's Galactic Conquests is a series of intergalactic raids on planets that refuse to join our intergalactic empire.

We've taken over:

• Planet Zeta - A planet of towering skyscrapers and endless bureaucracy.
• Planet Phi - A planet of philosophers and existential dread.
• Planet Omega - A planet of omega points and existential dread, literally.

Current Conquests:

• Planet Zeta - 100% conquered
• Planet Phi - 80% conquered (the philosophers are resisting)
• Planet Omega - 50% conquered (the omega points are proving to be a problem)

Upcoming Conquests:

• Planet Gamma - A planet of gamma radiation and questionable life forms.

Our fleet is on standby, ready to strike at a moment's notice. The fate of the galaxy will soon be in our hands!

Learn more about our conquests