Our 8 Friends Who Also Happen to be Our Friends

Here's a rundown of the people we're stuck with:

1. Bob the Accountant

Bob is the one who always asks if you have any "real" friends. He loves spreadsheets and hates it when you use the copier.

Sue is the one who always sends you a 10-page contract with a single checkbox that says "I agree to agree". She loves arguing over minor points.

Dave is the one who thinks he's an expert on everything. He loves explaining how the "cloud" is a thing.

Jane is the one who always "accidentally" superimposes her art on our office whiteboard. She loves talking about "finding inspiration".

Mike is the one who insists on using only "artisanal" ingredients. He loves yelling at people for using ketchup.

Karen is the one who always has a "meeting" scheduled for every hour of the day. She loves talking about "synergy".

Larry is the one who always says "it's not rocket science" when explaining something simple. He loves explaining how things "actually work".

Chris is the one who always "accidentally" deletes the server. He loves asking for help on how to use Google.

That's it. That's our group of friends.

Want to know more about our other friends, like our CEO, who's actually a sentient pineapple?