John's Social Club
John Doe's Social Club is the most exclusive club in the world. You're only invited if you're a genius, a billionaire, or a rockstar. Or, you know, if you just really like John.
- Jane Doe: John's arch-nemesis
- Jim Bob: The guy who always wears plaid
- Sarah Lou: The only person who can beat John at chess
- Other Friends (they're all pretty cool, but not as cool as John)
Disclaimer: John's Social Club is not actually a real social club, and John is not a real person (or is he?). But if you want to pretend, we won't judge.