Welcome to We are Hermitage: The Most Elite Social Club

We are an exclusive club for the most reclusive individuals on the planet. Our motto? "We are not antisocial, we're just discerning."

Our members are the best and brightest, the crème de la crème, the cream of the crop (you get the idea). We don't do crowds, we don't do parties, and we don't do small talk. We do, however, do:

• Extreme knitting: We have an extensive collection of yarn, including "I'm-withholding-breath-it's-so-pink" pastel pink.
• Advanced Netflix binge-watching: With over 1000 hours of shows watched alone in a single sitting, we're not just a club – we're a record.
• Intense solo-dancing: Our members have mastered the art of performing for an audience of one, with choreographed routines to the likes of "The Sound of Silence" and "Stairway to Heaven".
• Expert-level video games: From "Solitaire" to "Tetris", we've mastered the art of single-player gaming.

Want to join us? Don't bother. We're not interested. But if you insist, try here.

Or, if you'd rather just observe from afar, try here for a peek into our inner sanctum.

Remember, we're not antisocial, we're just... discerning.