Our Friends

We're a group of individuals who refuse to be normal. Well, not really. We're actually a group of individuals who refuse to be boring.

Our Mascot

Our Mascot

We have a mascot, and he's a real stand-up guy. He's always there for us, even when we're being terrible.

Learn more about our mascot!
The Guy Who Eats All Our Food

The Guy Who Eats All Our Food

His real name is Bob, but we just call him The Guy. He's a great friend, but also a great eater. We've considered renaming him The Food Vacuum, but that seemed a bit too on the nose.

Read about The Guy's eating habits!
The One Who Always Asks For Rides

The One Who Always Asks For Rides

We're not sure why we even bother, but we love giving rides to this guy. He's always late, always complaining, but always somehow worth it.

Read about The Guy Who Always Needs a Ride!

That's our friends in a nutshell! Well, not really in a nutshell. More like in a slightly-rotten-and-overly-complex-explanation-of-why-we-keep-them-around.

Want to learn more? Try our Philosophy of Friendship!