Meet the Technocrats

• Dr. Emily P. Brainstorm, Chief Technocrat

  Inventor of the infamous "Auto-Tweet-o-Matic 3000," Emily is a master of automation and a slave to her cat, Blerp.

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• Dr. Balthazar McSass, Director of Sass and Bureaucracy

  Balthazar is a specialist in the art of creating paperwork so dense, it'll blind you with science.

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• Dr. Zorvath Xylon, Chief Technomancer

  Zorvath is our resident expert in the dark arts of coding, and can summon an endless loop of cat videos with a single keystroke.

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