Our Social Media FAQ

Q: What is our social media policy?

A: We don't have one.

Q: How do I get in touch with you on social media?

A: Try yelling really loud on the roof of our headquarters at exactly 3:14 PM on a Tuesday.

Q: Can I get a follow on Twitter?

A: Only if you can prove you're a sentient being from another planet.

Q: Can I share your content?

A: Only if you've paid the requisite licensing fee of $100,000,000 and signed the contract in triplicate.

Our Social Media Platforms

• Facebook: We have no idea how to use this
• Twitter: We only post when our interns are bored
• Instagram: We post pictures of our cat

Our Social Media Policy (in 3 easy steps)

1. Step 1: Don't do anything we tell you not to
2. Step 2: Pretend you're doing something you're not doing
3. Step 3: Profit!

Or if you're really stuck:

Contact us, we'll just ignore you

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