We don't actually care about your personal data, but our lawyers told us to tell you that we care, sort of.
Here's the deal: if you're going to use our service, you're basically signing away all rights to your soul. Just kidding, it's just your browsing history and login info, but same difference, right?
Our servers are hosted in a secure facility, where the only thing we're more concerned with is keeping the pizza delivery guy from getting too many free cookies. Don't worry, we're watching your every move, and not just because we're bored.
By using our service, you agree to our Terms of Service (or whatever we feel like calling it), which is like, totally not a thing we actually have, but it sounds good.