Welcome to the Influencer's Guide to Not Actually Doing Anything

A Comprehensive Resource for the Utterly Inactive

A place where the art of doing nothing is elevated to a science.

Step 1: Master the Art of Procrastination

Learn the secrets of putting off tasks until they're due the next day. Our expert team of professional procrastinators will guide you through the process.

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Step 2: Develop a Strong Sense of Self-Importance

Discover the power of taking 3-hour showers, eating Cheetos for breakfast, and watching reruns of your favorite TV shows.

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Step 3: Cultivate a Network of Fake Friends

Build relationships with people who will pretend to care about your existence, but won't actually show up to your birthday party.

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Step 4: Learn to Fake it Till You Make it

Master the art of pretending to be productive while secretly playing Solitaire on your phone.

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Step 5: Develop a Strong Sense of Entitlement

Claim the world owes you a favor, and demand it with a healthy dose of passive-aggressive attitude.

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