Planetary Governors: The Unofficial, Unaccountable, Unapologetic Rulers of the Cosmos

Meet the rulers of the planets in our solar system, minus the accountability part.

Mercury

Mercury's Governor, King Tyggr the Unyielding, is known for being completely unbothered by the intense heat.

Venus

Venus' Governor, Queen Veni the Unyielding is known for her unrelenting love of volcanoes.

MarsDuke Mars-ius the Unyielding. He is known for being unrelatable, uncooperative, and completely unbothered by the lack of atmosphere. View the Governor's Office

Jupiter

Jupiter's Governor, Emperor Jupiter-ianus the Unconquerable, is known for being the most self-absorbed Governor in the solar system.

Saturn

Saturn's Governor, Senator Saturn-ius the Unaccountable, is known for being completely unscrupulous in his dealings.

Uranus

Uranus' Governor, Queen Urania the Unpredictable, is known for being completely unorthodox in her rule.

Neptune

Neptune's Governor, Knight Neptune-ianus the Unyielding, is known for being unrelentingly grumpy.

That's it for the planetary governors. If you want to learn more about the Governor of the Sun, you're out of luck (just kidding, we're working on it).