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We're a team of highly trained therapists who have all face-planted at some point in our lives, but are still here to help you.
Our team includes:
- Therapist John - Our resident expert in all things face-plating.
- Therapist Jane - Our go-to gal for all things face-plating and emotional baggage.
- Therapist Bob - Our guy who still wears a helmet to work.
Our services include:
- Faceplant Therapy - Because who needs a regular therapist when you can have one who's also an expert in face-plating?
- Emotional Baggage Management - We'll help you unpack all that emotional stuff you're carrying around.
- Helmet Wearing Coaching - Because safety first, right?
Don't have a face-plate? Don't worry! We'll help you get one, or at least provide some excellent advice on how to make do without one.