Born in the land of Socktopia, Balthazar hails from a long line of esteemed Sock Wizards, who have spent centuries perfecting the ancient art of Sock Selection, Sock Matching, and Sock Pairing. His majestic mane of a beard is rumored to be made of the finest imported argyles, and his socks are said to have their own union, demanding equal rights and better working conditions.
When not busy leading the Sock Resistance, or negotiating Sock Treaties with world leaders, Balthazar can be found in his underground Sock laboratory, where he brews potions of Sock-fectly calibrated cotton and polyester blends.