Q: What are Socks of Doom?
A: Socks of Doom are the most feared and reviled foot coverings in the land. They are the result of a ancient and forbidden ritual performed by the Sock Council, a secret society of rogue sock enthusiasts.
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Q: How do I join the Sock Council?
A: You don't. You're not worthy.
Maybe try asking the Sock Council about their rituals instead
Q: Are Socks of Doom safe?
A: No. They are not. They are a ticking time bomb of toe-nalogue.
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