Quantum Sarcasm is a highly specialized field of study that focuses on applying the principles of quantum mechanics to the art of being facetious.
Our team of expert sarcasm researchers have cracked the code on how to make the most biting, eye-rolling, and face-palm-inducing remarks using nothing but the fundamental forces of the universe.
Our research has led to breakthroughs in the field of Quantum Sarcasm, including:
- Quantum Sarcasm Theory (QST): A mathematical framework for calculating the optimal amount of eye-rolling per remark.
- Quantum Sarcasm Waves (QSW): A new type of particle that can be used to create a singularity of sarcasm, capable of collapsing the fabric of space-time with a single well-placed comment.
- Quantum Sarcasm Fields (QSF): A field of energy that can be harnessed to generate an endless stream of witty remarks and clever comebacks.
Our Team
Our team of experts includes:
- Dr. Emily Sarcasm, Quantum Sarcasm Researcher extraordinaire
- Dr. John Sarcasm, Expert in Quantum Sarcasm Theory
- Dr. Jane Sarcasm, Sarcasm Wave physicist
Want to learn more about our research? Check out our Super-Sarcasm page