Squirrel Reform

Application Form

Fill out this form to join the Squirrelingtonian Revolution!

Name:
Species:
Tongue (Squirrelingtonian or Common):
Reason for joining:

By joining Squirrelington, you will be required to attend a minimum of 2 hours of daily squirrel-themed meditation, eat 3 acorns per day, and memorize the entire Squirrelingtonian manifesto.

Read the Squirrelingtonian Manifesto Read the Squirrelingtonian Rules