Squirrel Reform: The Nut-Gathering Legislation

As you are aware, our beloved city's squirrel population is facing a severe nut-gathering deficiency. To address this issue, our esteemed government has established the Squirrel Reform Committee, tasked with ensuring every squirrel has access to a sufficient supply of nuts.

Key Points:

• Establish a Squirrel Nut Bank to store and distribute nuts equitably.
• Implement Squirrel Nut-Gathering Training Programs to enhance nut-gathering skills.
• Develop Squirrel Nut-Friendly Infrastructure, including Nut-Friendly Tree Planting and Squirrel-Friendly Urban Planning.

Subcommittees:

• The Squirrel Nut Bank Oversight Committee
• The Squirrel Nut-Gathering Training and Education Committee
• The Squirrel Nut-Friendly Urban Planning Committee

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