Squirrelin' for Change: Nut-Gathering Reform Report

Executive Summary

The Squirrelin' for Change movement has been gathering momentum in recent months, demanding radical reforms to the way squirrels collect and manage nuts. Our report outlines the key findings and proposals for a more equitable and efficient nut-gathering system.

Key Takeaways

Squirrel-Worker Union Demands

The Squirrelin' for Change movement is calling for:

Standardized nut storage facilities for all squirrels, ensuring equal access to resources
Improved nut-gathering training programs to reduce workplace injuries and fatalities
Fair compensation for nut-gathering work hours, considering the risks and difficulties involved

Reform Proposals

We propose the establishment of:

Nut-gathering cooperatives, where squirrels can pool resources and expertise for mutual benefit
A standardized nut-gathering schedule, ensuring consistent and fair work hours
A comprehensive nut-gathering safety protocol, addressing the risks of falls, predators, and other hazards

Recommendations for the Future

Next Steps

We call on the Squirrelin' community to:

Continue to organize and mobilize for change
Engage in constructive dialogue with nut-gathering industry leaders and policymakers
Pursue alternative nut-gathering methods and technologies, reducing the need for hazardous work

Get Involved

Stay up-to-date on our progress and get involved in the Squirrelin' for Change movement by:

Visiting our website: squirrelin.org
Joining our social media groups: @SquirrelinForChange