Squirrelington Declaration of Intent

We, the gathered squirrel masses, unite!

We, the nut-looting, tree-dwelling, bushy-tailed elite, declare the following:

• Article I: All squirrels are created equal, but some are more equal than others.
• Article II: Squirrels have the right to free nut-gathering and tree-climbing without fear of reprisal.
• Article III: Squirrels shall have the right to form their own nut-sharing cooperatives and trade nut-based currencies.
• Article IV: Squirrels shall not be subject to the whims of humans, but shall be treated as the equals of humans.

Signed, The Squirrelington Revolutionary Council

Article I: Squirrels are the true rulers of the forest Article II: The right to free nut-gathering and tree-climbing Article III: Squirrel-based economics and trade Article IV: Squirrel rights and human accountability