Point 1: Free Acorns in the Workplace
We believe that every squirrel deserves a safe and comfortable work environment. Our proposal aims to provide free acorns in every office, factory, and workshop across the land.
Point 2: Mandatory Squirrel Break Time
All employees, regardless of species, are entitled to regular breaks to recharge and refocus. We're talking 15 minutes of uninterrupted squirrel time, every hour.
Point 3: Squirrel-Friendly Architecture
We'll be designing buildings with squirrels in mind, featuring abundant tree cover, squirrel-friendly materials, and plenty of hidden nooks for storing nuts.
Point 4: Squirrel Representation in Media
We'll be promoting more accurate and nuanced depictions of squirrels in popular culture, showcasing their intelligence, resourcefulness, and adorable bushy tails.
Point 5: Squirrelicious Education and Research
We'll be investing heavily in squirrel-centric research and education initiatives, exploring topics such as nut gathering techniques, and the science of optimal tree climbing strategies.
Point 6: Squirrel-Literate Diplomacy
We'll be establishing diplomatic channels with our squirrel friends, fostering a spirit of cooperation and mutual understanding, and perhaps even negotiating trade agreements for the finest acorns.
prophets, and philosophers, we'll be creating a new Squirrelian canon, one that reflects the values of community, cooperation, and nut-based prosperity.
9: Squirrely Arts and Culture
We'll be celebrating the rich cultural heritage of the squirrels, from their intricate nut-based art forms to their epic acorn-themed music festivals.
Point 10: Squirrely National Security
We'll be establishing a Squirrely defense force, trained in the art of nut-based martial arts and equipped with state-of-the-art squirrel-proof fencing technology.
Stay tuned for our comprehensive implementation plan, where we'll outline the details of how we'll make this Squirrely Revolution a reality.