The Squirrel Reform Movement

Welcome, fellow citizens of this nutty nation! The squirrel reform movement is dedicated to bringing about a brighter future for all squirrels. Our platform is built on four core principles:

• Free birdseed for all
• End the practice of squirreling away acorns for future use
• Establish squirrel-friendly urban planning
• Make squirrel-sized holes in all public parks

Our Goals

• Unite the squirrel community under one banner
• Bring about a world where squirrels can live in harmony with humans
• End the scourge of squirrel oppression

Join the Movement

Sign the petition, share our message, and join us on our social media channels: Squirrel Reform Social Media

Birdseed Abolition

But we're not just about reform, we're also about revolution. We demand an end to the birdseed industry's stranglehold on our communities. Join us in calling for Birdseed Abolition!