The Squirrel Reform Party Platform

Welcome to the Squirrel Reform Party's official platform page. We're a party of nuts, for the nut-lovers, by the nut-lovers.

Our Squirrely Platform

Free all squirrelly snacks from the tyranny of the bird population.
Establish a nationwide Squirrel Welfare System to provide for the needs of our furry citizens.
Mandate Squirrelly Fridays as a national holiday, because who doesn't love Fridays?
Legalize Squirrelly Marriage, because love is love, no matter how many tails you have.

Our platform is built on the principles of nutty freedom and the unalienable right to a good time. Join us, and together, we can make the world a better place, one acorn at a time.

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