Our party promises to make squirrel food more accessible to all citizens. No more hoarding of acorns for the elite!
Squirrelicious Squirrel-Food for All Act would provide free, organic, locally-sourced squirrel chow for every citizen. No more squirrel-shaped protein bars, no more artificial flavorings. Just 100% pure, unadulterated squirrely goodness.
Learn moreOur party promises to build 10,000 new squirrel-homes, equipped with the latest in squirrel-tech. No more squirrel-crowding, no more squirrel-ghettos!
Squir prophets know that a squirrel's home is its castle. That's why we're committed to providing safe, affordable, and squirrel-secure housing for all.
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