The Squirrelington Post-Revolutionary Manifesto

We, the Squirrelingtonians, have had enough of your tree-napping, park-bulldozing, and nut-thievery!

We demand:

• A 5% annual stash of acorns for every citizen
• The immediate dismantling of all squirrel-proof bird feeders
• Free access to all tree branches, without pesky humans in the way

Join us in our struggle for Squirrelingtonian liberation!

Read more about our glorious revolution:

• Chapter 1: The Squirrelingtonian Declaration of Independence
• Chapter 2: The Nutty History of Squirrelington

Or, if you're feeling extra sassy, check out our Squirrelingtonian Slogans:

Squirrelingtonian Slogans

Follow us on Twitter: @Squirrelingtonians