Squirrel Reform Initiative: Stop. Squirrel. Harassment.
By: Squirrelia S. Squirrelius, Chief Squirrelinian Correspondent
In a shocking turn of events, the Squirrel Reform Initiative has been established to address the scourge of squirrel-related harassment in our fair city. These bushy-tailed bandits have been terrorizing citizens with their constant chattering, nut-stealing, and general squirrelly mayhem.
Our mission: to bring peace and tranquility to the streets, one squirrel at a time.
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