Welcome to Squirrel Reform

We're a group of squirrels with a vision for a better, more equitable world. Our utopia protocols are designed to maximize tree coverage, minimize acorn hoarding, and promote squirrel-on-squirrel harmony.

Learn about our Forest Ecology Initiative | Discover our Squirrel Self-Governance Model | Explore our Utopian Acorn Distribution System

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Our Utopia Protocols:

1. Squirrel-ific Proportions: Allocate 37.5% of forest resources to squirrel use, 62.5% to tree preservation.
2. Nutrient-rich Food Baskets: Ensure every squirrel has access to a minimum of 3.7 kg of protein-rich food per day.
3. Squirrel-on-Squirrel Education: Mandatory courses in conflict resolution, diplomacy, and squirrel-to-squirrel communication.

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