In the grand tapestry of existence, the squirrel is more than just a creature, it's a metaphor for life's most fundamental questions.
The Squirrelin Manifesto Squirrelin Ethics: A Treatise on the Morality of Stashing and Retrieving Squirrelin Logic: A Study in Nutty Reasoning
"The only true wisdom is in the tail, where the nuts of knowledge reside." - Squirrelin McSquirrelface