Article 2: The Squirrelington Pledge
We promise to:
- To always hoard acorns with reckless abandon.
- To never share our stashes with the birds.
- To perfect the art of tree-sitting, lest we be forced to relocate.
Article 3: The Squirrelington Oath
We vow to:
- To defend our treetop territories with fierce nutty passion.
- To always keep a weather eye out for hawks and other aerial menaces.
- To never, ever, ever, ever, surrender.
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