The Squirrel Welfare Society of 1985

Ways to Help the Squirrels of 1985

1. Donate to the Squirrel Nut Bank, which is currently experiencing a severe cash flow shortage.

2. Participate in Squirrel-Friendly Tree Planting Initiative to provide more nesting sites for our furry friends.

3. Volunteer for Squirrel-Phone, our 24/7 hotline for all your squirrel-related emergencies.

Learn Squirrel-Fu, a self-defense course for squirrels of all skill levels!

Join the Squirrel Squad, our elite team of squirrel operatives!