Mean Number of Cats per Second (MNCS)According to our highly unreliable and totally-not-made-up statistics, the mean number of cats per second on our planet is:

42.7 cats/second (give or take a few thousand)

This number is calculated based on our proprietary cat-tracking technology, which involves counting cats on a single camera feed in a 10x10 meter box in downtown Catville. Our team of highly trained cat counters (not really) have been monitoring this feed for several years, and our numbers are totally not fabricated for comedic effect (or are they).

Average Cat Weight Cat-to-Human Ratio