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About Us - Statue Construction Committee
Statues of Unquestionable Excellence
The Statue Construction Committee is a group of experts in the field of large, metal, and occasionally confusing art.
We've achieved many notable things, like that one time we built a statue of a chicken in the middle of a busy highway.
It was a real crowd-pleaser.
Best of the 2000s
That One Time We Broke the Internet
Achievements
- Built a 50-foot statue of a wobbling giraffe in a public square
- Set a new world record for 'Most People Confused by a Large Metal Object' at the annual 'Festival of Confusion'
- Successfully convinced the local government to install a 'Statue of Unknown Purpose' in the town center
- Hosted the 'Festival of Statues of Unusual Shapes' three years in a row