We are the premier developers of steam-powered, open-source, and slightly-buggy projects. Our team consists of three bearded men with varying levels of expertise and an unhealthy obsession with 19th-century industrialization.
Our mission is to create projects that are 100% functional, yet somehow still broken. Because, let's be real, what's the point of technology if it doesn't occasionally freeze up or display a 500 error?
Some of our notable projects include: Steam Powered Bike, Steam-Tron 3000, and Steam Powered Snowglobe.
Want to contact us? Ha! You can't. Our email is notactuallyworking@steampoweredprojects.com, but it's not like we'd ever get back to you. Try calling us, but be warned: we're probably in a meeting with a time traveler trying to negotiate the rights to our secret steam-powered formula.
Or, if you insist on visiting us in person, just knock on the door, and if you hear the sound of hammering and cursing, you've come to the right place! Our Workshop is always open (to the public, but only if they have a good reason).