Steve's Beer and Culture Overload: The 2nd Tap of Chaos

Steve's been drinking so much beer, he's developed a cultural superiority complex.

The Beer of the Month Club

• Join us for the third Tap of the month, but only if you can handle the existential dread of facing your own beer-fueled inadequacies.
• Relive the magic of the first Tap, where Steve thought he could drink his way to happiness, but really, he just ended up with a pounding headache and a faint sense of regret.
• The infamous 4th Tap, where Steve's love of craft beer turned into a love of craft beer-fueled existential crises.

Steve's Beer-Fueled Philosophical Musings

“Beer: the only thing that can make Steve forget his problems, and also make his problems worse.”

“I'm not drunk, I'm just allergic to mornings.” - Steve

Steve's Beer Recommendations

• IPA: For those who enjoy the bitter taste of disappointment and the crushing blow of reality.
• Lager: For those who prefer the smooth taste of mediocrity and the soft glow of apathy.
• Stout: For those who enjoy the rich taste of self-pity and the dark, foreboding sense of impending doom.
• Wine: For those who enjoy the taste of regret and the stench of desperation.