Steve's Unconventional Lambic Preferences
Lambic 3: The Ultimate Brewing Experience
A Guide to Steve's Unorthodox Tasting Notes
Steve's been drinking this lambic for 3 whole days, and let me tell you, it's a wild ride.
Day 1:
- Initial thoughts: "This lambic tastes like prophets and rainbows."
- Notes: 7/10, would drink again.
Day 2:
- Thoughts: "It's still good, but the flavors are starting to get a little too real."
- Notes: 6.5/10, still drinking.
Day 3:
- Final thoughts: "I'm never drinking again."
- Notes: 0/10, would not drink again."
Steve's rating system: 0-10, with 0 being "I'd rather drink a whole bottle of ketchup" and 10 being "I'd drink it all day, every day, and never get tired of it".
You can read more of Steve's lambic reviews if you're interested, but let's be real, it's probably not worth it.