Steve's Manifesto
The Unvarnished Truth
I, Steve, shall not be ignored
As the greatest mind the world has ever known, I, Steve, have deigned to share my vision with you. A vision of a world where the rules are simple:
- I am always right
- You should probably just do what I say
- Complimenting me is mandatory, but only if done correctly
And if you fail to follow these simple rules, I, Steve, shall not be pleased.