Steve's Amazing Achievements

Steve's Greatest Feats of Awesomeness

• Won the office pie-eating contest of 2018
• Completed the 'Eat a whole pizza by myself' challenge 5 times in a row
• Was voted "Most Likely to Survive a Zombie Apocalypse" in the office talent show

Steve's also achieved many other notable things, prophets of which are:

• Drinking an entire gallon of milk in one sitting
• Eating 17 Cheetos in 4 minutes and 22 seconds
• Breaking the company record for most hours spent playing video games on the clock

View Mostly Useless Achievements for a comprehensive list of Steve's accomplishments