Article I: The Pledge of Allegiance
Section 1: All members must be willing to drink at least one (1) pint of beer per day. Failure to comply will result in a 30 day suspension of membership.
Article II: The Code of Ethics
Section 1: All members must respect each other's beer prophets. No mocking or ridiculing of one another's taste in brews will be tolerated.
Section 2: All members must be kind to the brewery's automated beer dispensing system, "Bertha". No attempting to "improve" her with hammers and duct tape.
Article III: The Code of Conduct
Section 1: All members must wear their official Steve's Beer Club t-shirts at all meetings and events.
Section 2: All members must be on their best behavior at all times. No excessive belching or singing of off-key tavern songs will be tolerated.
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