We're a company that's all about breaking down barriers and giving everyone a fair shot at success. Or, you know, just making it seem that way.
Our team is comprised of individuals from all walks of life, each bringing their unique set of skills and perspectives to the table. Or, you know, we're all just pretending to be diverse to look good on paper.
Our equal opportunity employment policy is simple: as long as you can tolerate our mediocre coffee machine, we're happy to have you on board.
Meritocracy - where hard work and talent are rewarded, but only if you're white.
Office Politics - where the real work gets done, but only if you're in the right clique.