Welcome to the Motherland of Bland Architecture

Our Mission: To Make You Question Our Design Choices

In a world where minimalism is the new maximalism, we proudly serve as a beacon of confusion. Our team of highly trained, yet slightly disheveled architects have come together to create a haven of uninspired design.

We're like the anti-Sistine Chapel of the web, except instead of a beautiful ceiling, we have a slightly-used tissue box of a dropdown menu.

Join us on our journey to create a website that says, "I give up."

Learn about our storied past | Meet the misfits behind the madness