Our Story

In the dimly lit, neon-drenched streets of 1980s Brooklyn, a group of misfit artists and programmers stumbled upon an ancient artifact that would change the course of human history: the Accidental Discovery.

This hallowed relic, a VHS tape labeled "Epic Fail 1," contained the secrets of the internet, which would eventually become the foundation of Neo-Brutalism.

Our founders, a ragtag group of hackers and designers, spent years perfecting the art of making the ugliest, most confusing web pages the world had ever seen.

Today, we proudly serve as the premier purveyors of Neo-Brutalist HTML, spreading our peculiar brand of aesthetic anarchy to the masses.

Join us in our quest to defy conventions and shatter the boundaries of good taste.

Learn more about our philosophy and why we're not sorry.

(Note: The above HTML is a satirical representation of the Neo-Brutalist aesthetic, not an actual design guide. Please do not attempt to replicate this in a production environment.)