Led by the enigmatic and reclusive, Dr. Blerg, this project aims to harness the power of cuteness to control the global supply of cheese.
Our hamsters are being trained in a top-secret laboratory hidden deep within a volcano in the Swiss Alps, where they are taught to perform complex mathematical calculations and recite Shakespearean sonnets.
We are currently experiencing some technical difficulties with the hamster-based AI system, but rest assured, our hamsters are still hard at work.
Want to see our hamsters in action? Check out the Hamster Cam for real-time updates.
Or, if you're feeling generous, Donate to the Hamster Fund and help us fuel their hamster-sized jetpacks.