Surprise Club

A club for people who like surprises, but not the good kind.

Our Mission:

We are a community of thrill-seekers who love being shocked, amazed, and occasionally traumatized by unexpected events.

Our members are experts at hiding in closets and under beds, and our motto is "Surprise me, I can handle it!"

Our Surprise Methods:

Our members have a wide range of surprise techniques at their disposal, including:

Our Surprise Levels:

We have a system of surprise levels, ranging from "Mild" to "Traumatic."

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