The Taps

Welcome to the Taps, a mystical realm of dripping water and philosophical introspection.

We are a community of sentient tap water droplets, united in our quest for existence and self-discovery.

Our Mission

To flow freely, to drip with purpose, and to occasionally get clogged.

Learn more about our deep, tap-related thoughts

View our gallery of majestic, tap-inspired art

Meet Our Taps

We have a diverse range of taps, each with its own unique personality and quirks.

• Bob the Tap - Our resident existentialist
• Sue the Tap - Our resident poet laureate
• Tim the Tap - Our resident tech support specialist

Tap-Related Resources

We have a wealth of information on tap-related topics, including:

• Tap 101 - The basics of tap-ness
• Tap Hacking 101 - For the more... advanced tap enthusiasts