Task Force: Nacho Codereport

Officially Recognized by the International Union of Nacho Coders

Report of Operations: January 1st, 2023

As the sun rose over the vast, barren landscape of the Nacho Codereport HQ, our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated agents sprang into action. Their mission: to document the intricate, Byzantine, and occasionally Byzantinely Byzantine procedures for coding Nacho Fritos-flavored nachos.

Our team of 17 expert agents, each with over 10 years of experience in Nacho Codereporting, set out to tackle the most pressing issues in the field: the perfect ratio of tortilla chips to cheese, the optimal number of jalapenos to add for that perfect spicy kick, and the all-important question of whether or not to use a fork to pick up the chips.

After weeks of intense, high-stakes research, we are proud to present to you, our findings.

Findings on Tortillas Jalapeno Report A perfectly cooked plate of nachos, with a 4:1 ratio of tortilla chips to cheese

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